Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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There can be only one.
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Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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