Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.