Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.