Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face.
The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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