She is so blonde, she thinks that Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache.
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment? A: An IN-body experience!
Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance? A. 144 blondes.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
On a famous TV game show a blonde contestant needed only to answer one more question. One simple question stood between her and the Ł1.000 prize. "To be today's champion," the show's host smiled, "name two of Santa's reindeer." The blonde gave a sigh of relief because she had been given such an easy question. "Rudolph!" she said confidently, "and... Olive!" The studio audience started to applaud (as the little sign above their heads said to do) but the clapping quickly faded into mumbling, and the confused host replied, "Yes, we'll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain... 'Olive?!'" "You know," the woman circled her hand forward impatiently and began to sing, "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowed. *Olive,* the other reindeer..."
Q. Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car? A. Because she blows the horn!
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in. Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and down carefully and with considerable appreciation. "Miss Smith," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination."
What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut Seeds.
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? A: For throwing out the W's