Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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He uses Meteor Showers.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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