Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.