Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.