Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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