Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.