Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...
He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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