I got in trouble during high school for masturbating in the showers. Apparently it completely ruined the trip to Auschwitz.
Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
One step forward, 12 floors down.
Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.
Bill Gates goes to purgatory. St. Peter says, "Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go". First, St. Peter shows Bill an image of Hell with beautiful women running on beaches. Then, St Peter shows Bill an image of Heaven with robed angels playing harps on clouds. Bill chooses Hell. About a week later, St. Peter checks in on Bill in Hell and finds him being whipped by demons. Bill says to St. Peter, "What happened to all the beautiful women and the beaches?" St. Peter replies, "That was just the screen saver."
Knock Knock Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? I thought you said you would never forget.
Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ? A Pedophiles ass.
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail its other hand to the floor.
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? Because black people have no rights...
It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for raping his sister.