Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.