Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.