Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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