Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
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Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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