What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind? "Well, at least I'm not black."
What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.
Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales? To get all their stuff back.
How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs? None. He fell.
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
What do spongebob and an asian have in common? They're both yellow and cant drive.
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroid's.
There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff." The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped. At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?" The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."
How do you hide your money from a mexican?
Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers? A: You can only kill so much time.