Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.