Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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Moses did not part the sea.
Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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