Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.