Knock Knock Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? I thought you said you would never forget.
Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza Strip chatting over a pint of goats milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. "Here's my second son. He's a martyr too!" After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says , They blow up so fast, don't they?"
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: They don't know where home is.
First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!" Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people." First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
Q: Why did cow cross road? A: To find to the udder side.
A Georgian man sits in the dock at the court, with his neck bended down. The judge: "Why did you rape the girl?" "I liked her." "Why did you raped the boy?" "I liked him." "Sir, why don't you look to my eyes when you talk to me?" "I'm afraid I'll like you…"
What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ? Crib death.
What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.
What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.
Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? Because they're hand made.