Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.