Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second.
It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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