Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.