Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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