Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.