Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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