Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.