Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
Chuck Norris knows who A is.
Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
They say terror? Look at Chuck.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.