How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.