Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.