Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating.
He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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