Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"