Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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