Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.