Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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