Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.
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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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