Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.