Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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