Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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