Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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