Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.