Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Chuck Norris does not open doors. Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.