During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.