When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.