When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?
A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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