Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.