Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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