Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
Chuck Norris DNA is classified.