Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.