Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost...
Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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