When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.