Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
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Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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