Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.