Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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