Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs?
Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
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A: You can only kill so much time.
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So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender asks dude where did you get that.
And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales?
A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
Why is there no mexican olympics?
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
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A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability?
A: Auschwitztic.
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A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.."
Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.
"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."