Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all.
Your life may be forfeit.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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