They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people.
They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge.
By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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