Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
Chuck did enter the Dragon.
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.