Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation.
Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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