Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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There where no survivors.
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That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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