Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.