Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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