Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....